When you actually think hard about boardgames.....

You ever think of the darker aspects of boardgames? Look a little deeper and they seem to be morbid and ghastly.

Mouse Trap
A whole game planning the horrific murder of mice. I don't know why people can't just pick up a mouse and put it outside? If you don't want mice that's why you have a cat, or keep your child chained to a pole in the basement.

Risk
Today's world is filled with pointless bloodshed and depression. Why not channel that into a boardgame. What is more fun than the waste of millions of lives of red coat-blue coat-green coat men, horses, and cannons.
go fuck yourself alexander the great.

Titanic the Boardgame

How the fuck do you win this game??????